Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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