I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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