no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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