dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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