We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My feet surprised me
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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