I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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