he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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