he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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