The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i barfeds in our rink
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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