there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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