I CAN MOONWALK!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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