I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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