when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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