Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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