I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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