ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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