i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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