So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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