so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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