Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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