Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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