I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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