Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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