i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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