3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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