he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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