I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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