drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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