You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
