ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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