your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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