did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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