ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I looked at my own cervix.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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