She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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