I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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