I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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