He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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