quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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