plz talk dirty to me
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
is wine microwaveable?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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