I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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