Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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