Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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