I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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