I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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