Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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