Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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