When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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