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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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