Who wears a wallet chain?!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
