Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This is the high leading the old right now
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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