Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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