Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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