Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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