well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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