Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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